Republican Premise

A statement for which there is no evidence but has been repeated so many times people assume it to be true.

"It's a well-known fact that both John and Robert Kennedy both had affairs with Marilyn Monroe."
"That's just a Republican premise. There's no verifiable evidence either man knew her apart from professionally as an entertainer."

by patricking September 22, 2016

Promiss

Prom·iss
n.
1.a. A false declaration assuring that one will or will not do something; a sarcastic vow.
b. A verbal disguise to 'promise'. Something promissed never happens; one must refrain from writing promiss to go unnoticed.
2. Indication of something favorable to never come; have no expectations having been promissed to.
3. Destruction of future excellence or success: a player of great promiss. A professional miss. E.g. Fernando Torres.

v. prom·issed, prom·iss·ing, prom·iss·es

'I promiss I'll do it next time.'

by THE UNCONSCIOUS THE WISE ONE December 5, 2013

Prosise

The most gorgeous and amazing girlfriend in the world. Often referred to as Bæ.

I've got Prosise that's all I need.

by codacla April 11, 2015

Promises, Promises

Never had a doubt
In the beginning
Never a doubt
Trusted too true
In the beginning
I loved you right through
Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did

You made me promises promises
Knowing I'd believe
Promises promises
You knew you'd never keep

Second time around
I'm still believing words that you said
You said you'd always be here
"In love forever"
Still repeats in my head
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe

Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe
All of your promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe

Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises

by Death Menace November 18, 2022

Proise

to promise with so much meaning that the "m" is not allowed.
Means "i promise and I love you and im not leaving", just in one word.

I proise to take you to class everyday!

I just plain proise.

by DAMILKDUD MAN October 6, 2011

Empty promises

When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.

The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for the first time in 20 years with an erection, but in the end, he was handed only empty promises.

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

Promised You a Miracle

Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
As love takes a train
Summer breeze and brilliant light
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Love sails to a new life
Promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
With promises
Everything is possible, oh
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Chance
Reflects on them a while
Love screams so quietly
Slipping back on golden times
Breathing with sweet memories

I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
Everything is possible
Chance
Lost pearls of great price
Take care of family
Only aches for love
Love waits for fame
In chance, in chance, they'll see
I promised you a miracle
Belief is a beauty thing
Promises, promises
As golden days break wondering
Only love she sees
He controls on love
Life throws a curve
Everything is possible
In the game of life
A burning dream
You can be Queen
Everything is possible...

by Death Menace February 2, 2023