A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.
Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
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I really value my privacy, and so I try to avoid committing any crimes to begin with, so that hopefully I will never have to be put on probeation.
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Get the projectile pic mug.The opposite of objectivity, and less innocent than subjectivity. Involves a person projecting their viewpoint, in a deliberate attempt to get it to coincide with a skewed version of subjective reality, which may not correspond with empirical evidence.
A: Harry Potter is a safe space for transsexuals!
B: I think you need some objectivity in how you see things
A: No I have objectivity! Everything!
B: Your projecting so you have projectivity
A: whatever, your just a conservative. My cat is liberal so he agrees with me.
B: I think you need some objectivity in how you see things
A: No I have objectivity! Everything!
B: Your projecting so you have projectivity
A: whatever, your just a conservative. My cat is liberal so he agrees with me.
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Get the Profestional mug.The bricks and mortar command central nerve center while a movie is in production. Production offices are nothing fancy. Think of a political campaign office and you're in the ballpark. Think of gunmetal grey desks folding chairs laptops aplenty and numerous pa's (production assistants) going on perpetual coffee donuts and deli runs the redolent aroma of stale pizza and flop sweat hanging in the air.
Our. Production office was in a sketchy part of town but at least there was a good deli around the corner!
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its professional, please turn on the auto correct on your devices, it is to ensure of the readers.
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