pretzelnoia

The weird sensation that happens when eating a pretzel or similar crunchy food in the middle of a crowded place. The person feels like everyone is watching because his/her chewing seems so loud to himself/herself, but it really isn't that loud to the others. Despite this fact, the person remains pretzelnoid until he/she swallows.

(thinking to self at a party)

Oh, man, why can't this stuff be softer? It's giving me pretzelnoia!

by gigantixplosionboom7 June 4, 2011

pretzelz no cheese

is another secret phrase for the drug “molly” or MDMA

we will have two pretzelz no cheese

by sissielala December 8, 2020

pretzelsoverpeople

the funniest, most georgous person you will ever meet. the best instagram creator you will ever meet

“pretzelsoverpeople is the best”

by olive.girl November 23, 2021

Pretzeled

A Valentine’s Day word to spread love all across the world towards people who might feel sad or unloved.

Rose: “Amy was pretzeled the other day!”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”

by Heartpretzel February 14, 2023

Pretzeling

In storytelling or conversations: this phenomenon is when someone doesn't go straight to the point. Instead, they go over and over about various contexts, tangents, and details related (or completely unrelated) to the story, prolonging the journey to reach the ultimate conclusion or main point.

I asked him how he broke up with his ex, he started talking and he keep pretzeling for an hour. at the end turns out he cheated on her.

by DJ DETWEILER January 12, 2024

Pretzeling

The act of two men ( or woman with strap ons) , simultaneously inserting their dicks into each others asses and than pulling on each others legs up and down repeatedly for sexual pleasure

Wow me and dave were pretzeling all night last night, now I can barely walk!

by dictionaryfreak123 December 11, 2025

The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017