Premature Ewishulator

Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.

Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!

Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.

Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.

by Aleava Malone March 25, 2011

Premature esendulation

Hitting the "send" button before you really intended to.

Sorry my text/email didn't make sense...it was another case of premature esendulation.

by Fogan McSchmogan July 21, 2011

premature deplanetation

The act of NASA downgrading Pluto from a planet to a "dwarf planet" (whatever THAT is) prematurely then finding yet another moon orbiting it. The act of premature deplanetation caused all science textbooks and supplemental teaching materials published prior to 2006 to be obsolete. However, with this fourth moon discovery, could Pluto regain it's glory as a full fledged planet?

Joe: Dude, can you believe that Pluto is not a planet? Now I can't teach my kids that mnemonic device "My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" to learn the planets.

Mike: Don't worry, Bro. I heard NASA is experiencing some premature deplanetation since they discovered Pluto has a fourth moon.

by Miss Gradenko July 21, 2011

Premature Nerdgasm

A Premature Nerdgasm is when you have a nerdgasm about something defining comics, anime, or any other kind of fandom, speculating what you think might be happening, but only to find out you are dead wrong.

The Premature Nerdgasm MIGHT be followed by a true nerdgasm if it turns out it is actually better than your insane theory.

"I thought the Doctor was back on Gallifrey, giving me a nerdgasm, but it turns out he was actually in this place called the House or something, I don't know, I wasn't paying attention, so I guess I just suffered, like many Americans, a 'premature nerdgasm'." - Nerdy Man

by GentlemanChapNuts July 24, 2011

premature elabelation

Being socially stereo-typed while online. Before someone actually meets you, they already know what they think about you due to email, sms, dating sites, etc. They prematurely 'e' label you.

"Ooh look at that girl, the picture doesn't show, but she looks like the kind of girl that has a fat ass!"

"It seems that everyone on this blog is a complete dumbass, especially that guy!" "Yeah, that's premature elabelation, but you're prolly right!" haha

by DJ-9 December 10, 2011

Premature Textuation

When you accidently send a text when you are only half way through it or have not completed it.

Someone does not understand the half or partial text you accidently hit send on - you respond.

"Sorry, premature textuation"

by csb1000 September 30, 2011

premature exodus

When a significant portion of the population leaves major cities and relocates to the suburbs or rural areas, this occurs or is done before the customary or appropriate time.

There is a premature exodus happening in our city.

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023