premature exodus

A young or adolescent faggot or queer; a young confused human.

Because of you my son is an premature exodus.

by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023

Premature Emmanuelation

The act of celebrating christmas before christmas

He’s listening to christmas songs in november?

That’s Premature Emmanuelation

by Its_tufty December 8, 2019

Premature Textuation

When you accidently send a text when you are only half way through it or have not completed it.

Someone does not understand the half or partial text you accidently hit send on - you respond.

"Sorry, premature textuation"

by csb1000 September 30, 2011

Premature excelebration

Bringing forward holidays months in advance

Celebrating Christmas in July is a sure sign or premature excelebration

by AZkennyC September 16, 2016

Premature saniliner flush

When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.

"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."

by R-Loz October 19, 2016

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010

Premature Cancellation

The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.

1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!

2: Must have been a premature cancellation.

by PloskJ January 11, 2012