Porch Taco

A chill, or laid back person of Hispanic descent.

Juan is really easy to get along with. He’s a real porch taco

by Maverix91 July 8, 2020

Porch of Geese

A line from family guy

Porch of Geese "Thats what i though a portugese was!"

by WinnieLemon September 9, 2022

Back Porch Tummy Lifter

Method devised to allow the mating process of two super behemoths.

Leroy finally closed the deal with Lefonda by employing the back porch tummy lifter!

by Lumpuckeroris April 16, 2009

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

porch pheasant

A porch pheasant is an individual of lower class who usually is associated with the trash panda. These two are both a species of trailer trash who fight over who has more children with the same baby daddy. because of their amazing ability to breed and collect from the government they are Usually the bread winner of the family. They are also known to put Mountain Dew in baby bottles and have the best drugs around.

Oh my god, I saw Jessica the other day and she has gone from trash panda to full on PORCH PHEASANT she is nasty

by Queen trashpanda June 4, 2020

Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.

(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!

by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021

Porch kitty

A well known whore

That’s not a indoor cat, that’s the neighborhood porch kitty.

by Autz.b January 25, 2023