Poo Painter

To be a poo painter, u need daring wit and creativity. firstly shit in your hand this will act as the paint, secondly find a brush, this will be your index finger. Then apply some paint, find a bare wall, or tiled surface to start painting, make sure that you sign your masterpiece, then invite a friend/family to view it.

Ernest invited Claire into the bathroom, to view his latest piece, little did Claire know that Ernest had Poo painter her parents bathroom.

by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

Poo Mood

When somebody is in a bad mood. It's crappy, it's nasty, it's poo.

Tim: How was your day at work?
Helena: It was crap!! We hardly got anything done!

Tim: So your in a poo mood then?

Helena: Yep
Tim: That sounds really shitty

Tim: How was your day at work?
Helena: It was crap!! We hardly got anything done!

Tim: So your in a poo mood then?

Helena: Yep
Tim: That sounds really shitty

by NayDD September 3, 2016

Poo-spew

To have the shits and be sick at the same time with no control of bodily functions.

My holiday belly is not to clever. I think I need a poo-spew.

I think I've got food poisoning, I poo-spewed everywhere

by Yummer1980 May 17, 2016

Poo and wee for tea

Kids ask what's for tea so I tell them poo and wee for tea

What's for tea.... Poo and wee for tea

by Uncle dave 83 August 28, 2019

Poo yak

A rather smelly yak

Yak farmer: damn that’s a smelly one ya little poo yak

by Victory royale for Biden January 4, 2021

poo poo gang

A really retarded gang full of pussies who dont fight And their colors are grey and brown. They are actual shit

Oh there goes poo poo gang lets go jump them because they cant fight

by DickSucko4757 October 10, 2019

POO ON YOU SUCKA

the ultimate comeback

Person A: Why don't you QQ!
Person B: POO ON YOU SUCKA
Person A: ...

by asdfqwertrweq June 12, 2011