You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.
by Flucka September 3, 2012
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Ex:
"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Ex:
"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:
"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013
Get the Cootie Points mug.(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.
husband: Lily, dinner is ready
Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.
husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.
(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.
husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.
(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013
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Get the bone points mug.Brownie Points for grown ups. The more you have with a certain person, the more likely you are to get banged.
by HM Smith September 11, 2014
Get the bang points mug.When you spend multiple frigid winters in Canada, you earn your blubber points, which you trade for adaptation to a cold climate.
by canadianwinters December 28, 2014
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2. Non-celbrities but totally chill person everyone knows
3. Always wanted to own a "way cool company" but was lazy a.f. from living on the beach and too much pot until his light bulb moment...
4. Not! It took tons of hours and pot was the vice in which made them mad chill
5. Pays employees well
2. Non-celbrities but totally chill person everyone knows
3. Always wanted to own a "way cool company" but was lazy a.f. from living on the beach and too much pot until his light bulb moment...
4. Not! It took tons of hours and pot was the vice in which made them mad chill
5. Pays employees well
McDonald's and Walmart franchise owners do not possess yupster points because they don't pay living wages and the majority of employees use food stamps
by O___b June 27, 2016
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