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Hipster Points

The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.

Abbreviation: HP
You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.
by Flucka September 3, 2012
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Cootie Points

the point system of lies, sweetened sarcasm, exaggeration, and "kiss-assing" used by males to better assure their chances of gaining the attention of a desired female, in the hopes of "getting some booty" (SEX).
Ex:

"Oh babe, you have the sexiest sneeze."
"Of course your little brother can come with us to the movies"
"Damn baby, I love your new haircut, I really liked you with hair, but I LOOOOVE you without any."
Examples of Use:

"I hate how every time I make fun of sarah, john comes to her rescue, trying to earn him some Cootie Points."
"I know I lied when I called her sexy, I was just trying get me some Cootie Points."
by Zack, The Pisces January 6, 2013
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women points

(not to be confused with man points): points that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.
husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points, for a total, of let's see (starts counting).. 25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013
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bone points

How much someone wants to fuck you, the more "Bone Points" the more sex is wanted.
Man, i have so much Bone Points with my mom.
by Dr. Jiggyfap July 12, 2014
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bang points

Brownie Points for grown ups. The more you have with a certain person, the more likely you are to get banged.
Dude he totally just earned a mass amount of bang points.
by HM Smith September 11, 2014
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blubber points

When you spend multiple frigid winters in Canada, you earn your blubber points, which you trade for adaptation to a cold climate.
I spent three years in canada, I definitely earned some blubber points.
by canadianwinters December 28, 2014
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yupster points

1. Chill a.f.
2. Non-celbrities but totally chill person everyone knows

3. Always wanted to own a "way cool company" but was lazy a.f. from living on the beach and too much pot until his light bulb moment...
4. Not! It took tons of hours and pot was the vice in which made them mad chill
5. Pays employees well
McDonald's and Walmart franchise owners do not possess yupster points because they don't pay living wages and the majority of employees use food stamps
by O___b June 27, 2016
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