strip ping pong

A game where one plays table tennis and the loser must remove a layer of clothing.

Strip Ping Pong is Nikki's favourite game.

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

Li Ping Fuk

An acrobatic shagging partner from China

Lucy Lou
Shou Qi
Various Chinese Kung Fu bitches

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

Nut-ping

As seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The struck character then does a funny walk grabbing their junk, leaving them open for a follow-up hit.

See also: Double Nut-ping Cancellation

:: one player low-blows another on No Mercy:

PING!!!!

"AWW! Dude, you nut-pinged me!"

by OperatorTX 13 August 29, 2009

Black Ops Ping

The slow reaction time exhibited by someone playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Boyfriend and girlfriend on phone.
Girlfriend: "Babe I love you so much. I really want to give you a BJ right now."
Boyfriend: Silence......
Girlfriend: "Babe."
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: Silence...
Girlfriend: "Babe! Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... what?"
Girlfriend: "Are you playing Black Ops?"
Boyfriend: "Uh... ya."
Girlfriend: "I knew it. You totally have Black Ops Ping right now."

by Keyarsten April 13, 2011

A ching chong ling ping pong

Random ass video

Only use this when you have an asian friend

“Your mom just texted you”
“What did she say”
“A ching chong ling ping pong”
“Very funny kyle, WHAT THE HELL?”

by Kyle from that random video May 10, 2022

strip ping pong

An otherwise normal game of ping pong, except that everytime one looses a rally, the individual must remove an item of clothing whether it be an entire sweater or a small sock.
It is up to the players to determine whether jewelry counts.

Me: Ey you there! I say you there! Care to play a game of strip ping pong?
Person: i dont know you.
Me: you will soon.
Person: sure, what the hell, ive been on a dry streak for 3 years, maybe this is a chance to get laid.

by neshypoo December 30, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007