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shit-phoenix

A person who survives being defamed by others and still comes out a winner in the end.
My ex husband tried his best to ruin me but I am a shit-phoenix!!
by Missy Burlington May 17, 2019
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The Phoenix

When having sex use a flammable liquid as lube and midway through intercourse set it on fire
I was only doing the Phoenix officer, I didn’t mean to harm her
by Sticky fingers November 25, 2019
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Fire Phoenix Jutsu

Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
by naruto_dictionary January 23, 2021
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River Phoenix

River Phoenix was the most incredible person on this planet and still lives in some peoples hearts like mine. River wanted to save our planet and make the soil we stand on and th blue sky we live under more healthy and safe. River Phoenix was INCREDIBLY hot I mean he was most lily one of the hottest man who ever existed.
River Phoenix is hot. ⬅️TRUE INFORMATION
by Natalie Phoenix March 10, 2021
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flying phoenix

sex position where in a man in doggy style holds both your wrists behind your back and bends over you to burn you with a lit ciggerete that he holds in his mouth while you flap your elbows like wings, in excruciating pain.
she has a flying phoenix kink.
by O'bhlmi May 27, 2021
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Little Phoenix

by Fat duck pro December 20, 2022
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The Phoenix Rises

Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)
My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES

P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother

-Brian Omey

#TheLip #DrugTester
by Guido and The Guy June 28, 2023
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