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sneaky panda

(n) A Black and White Police vehicle.
(n) A police vehicle parked around corners or in alley ways.
by rboggs October 12, 2008
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ass panda

a result of rough anal, which leaves the anus black and bruised, resulting in the brown eye resembling a panda's eye.
"oh my god i have the mother of all ass panda"

"we got carried away last night, you should see my ass panda"
by daisy27 August 26, 2006
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Panda Style

To wear a helmet and thrust your head into another persons abdomin.
Dude, I totally got Ben's Mom panda style when she wasn't looking.
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raped by a panda

the new pharse for jumped the shark since that pharse has itself jumped the shark
(named after a moment in the Simpsons episode "Homer vs Dignity" where Homer is raped by a panda which sparked the begining of the end of the show)
wow after season 5 the Sopranos got raped by a panda
by Jrue Starkiller-Esquire January 23, 2009
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padiddle

a game teens play when driving at night. when you see a car with a broken light or fog light out, you scream PADIDDLE! and hit the roof with your hand. the other person/people in the car who didn't say padiddle must remove one article of clothing.
p1: *spots car with one headlight* PADIDDLE! *hits roof*
p2: *removes shirt*
p3: *removes both shoes*
by jennafurr October 27, 2006
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panda

A person who has a lifestyle that limits their success in the world, and causes them to risk elimination from the gene pool.

The term refers to the giant panda which only eats bamboo, a food that offers little nutritional value and only allows mother pandas to raise one cub at a time. In addition, panda bears are known for being reluctant to reproduce, severely limiting their species's success.

Humans can be referred to as "pandas" when they choose a lifestyle that limits their ability to earn a living, maintain their health, or provide for a family. This term is especially appropriate when a person squanders opportunities available to them.

Examples include: vegans, who prioritize the health and well-being of other animals above their own; and college dropouts, who had an opportunity to improve their life through education but failed to seize it.
Q: Is Darren sick? He looks so pale and thin.
A: No, he decided to become a vegan. He is such a panda.
by TheBeagle December 4, 2009
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Bro Panda

A young person usually under 30 and male, with a panda shaped figure and beard. Main activities include, broing out in wide open spaces and chillin' listening to music with large amounts of pizza. The Panda Bear is usually in a place of authority but despite this he always has a connection to the children due to his broish nature. The Bear usually does better with little while large amounts of it can cause it to become agitated and irritable. Bro Pandas are often found in punk/rock/reggae bands.
Dude today was so awesome I chilled all day with my Bro Panda, it was awesome.
by Handkerchief Mitchell January 18, 2008
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