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onion sandwich

where you masturbate in the high school bathroom, while sitting on a broomstick. At the same time, a short stocky friend with huge calves masturbates into your mouth. the vice principal walks in and you cum and shit onto a pregnancy test. later on you do sexual things with cookie.
why isn't josh in school today? he was too busy making an onion sandwich.
by Rhyda Broomstik September 23, 2009
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Onion Breath

When You wake up with a stench of onion still on your breath and cant get rid of it all day, even after plentiful brushing of teeth.

When you eat foodage containing onion and cannot get rid of the stench from your breath.
Eating onion bhaji's on the night time and waking up with onion breath.

Eating cheese and onion sandwiches and continuously having onion breath etc...
by Onion bhaji obsessive November 23, 2010
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Onion Dip

A remake of the bean dip. You forcefully grab the boob of the target and squeeze while saying "onion dip". Without saying that, it is not an official onion dip
Andres - Chris got onion dipped!!
Chris - Yeah well BEAN DIP!
by Bean Dip International March 22, 2009
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toss the onions

"Chicks can toss the onions anywhere."
"A girl in my keyboarding class supposedly tossed the onions last year in class."
"Hot girls don't need to toss their own onions in class. They get chase to do it."
by Sean May 9, 2004
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onion people

people that has an bad oder or smell, mostly bums or homeless people.
you find this smell in subways and or in bathrooms,project hallways where bums sleep. he came to the party smelling like the onion people (usely a pissy smell that has set on you for a while)
by blind man February 5, 2008
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purple onion

the female equivalent to blue balls (i.e. unfulfilled sexual pleasure from or after being sexually teased).
That hot guy gave me such a purple onion when he bent over.
by Andy7 August 20, 2007
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sarcastic onions

A subtle, plausibly deniable insult used when a person is getting on your nerves. Respond to the person or imitate them in a way that is socially excessive. This is usually done as a last resort when there is no other way to get back at the person. Made most famous by fast food employees who put on way too many toppings in response to a complaining customer.
That is the third time that girl over there has told me the burger is too cold, so this time I put 8 slices of onions on it.
Josh is always making loud noises when he eats. Now whenever he's near me I give him sarcastic onions and make even louder noises.
by goldygreen22 July 3, 2016
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