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Chronically Online

A person who's identity revolves around the internet and it's culture. Typically uses pronouns "void/edge/bat", requires a flag and a title for every interest character trait that could possibly make them unique even if it is not in line and does not work with any human language. Will often be seen getting angry and offended over issues that do not effect them whatsoever, or faking mental illnesses such as tourettes and DID. They need intensive therapy and their phone taken away. If you tell them to get therapy, they will most likely call you "classist". They are generally a group of very toxic individuals that live for internet discourse, microlabels, and shaming anyone outside of their echo chambers. If you say anything less than neutral about their unrealistic and non-sensical ideas, they will just say "IM NEURODIVERGENT!!!!" and label you as ableist. They are never above the age of 16. You will not see these people in real life unless you attend an indie artist concert.

Alternatively: A person who uses TikTok as their main social media, and source of information. If you ask them for a source for anything they say, they will link you to a TikTok. They will also constantly speak in the form of tiktok comments.
Person A: "OMG- I- NOT THE FLAG- I saw this flag for moongender and it's SO SLAY. I think I'm questioning again- I think I'm moongender and breadgender on top of froggender, catgender, batgender, demigirl, and I'm also a trans therian polyamorous demisexual panromantic demiboy. My pronouns are now bat/kit/pole/wheat/bread/yip/grimace-"

Person B: Just because you really like something, does not mean it needs to be classified as your gender or a pronoun. You know you can just have interests and preferred nicknames without making it your identity right?

Person A: YOU ARE BEING ABLEIST BECAUSE IM AUTISTIC! CODDLE ME! DIE STRAIGHT CISSY BIGOT!!! ITS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!!!

Person B: chronically online ass go outside
by Slay D. Cooche July 20, 2023
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Silkroad Online

n. A Korean MMORPG that crashes every other minute.

v. The act of frustrating and ignoring players. Similar to being repeatedly raped by a Komodo Dragon.
I'd love to play this game, but I'm getting the ol' Silkroad Online, and OH MY GOD IT BURNS!
by Argos September 16, 2008
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Ragnarok Online

MMORPG, which is teh fun. There are far too many aspects of the game to list in one sitting, and it swallows days at a time of your life. In short, a bloody good game.
I can't you missed our Wedding Day!
I'm sorry, dear, I was playing Ragnarok...
by Flippy_D October 26, 2003
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era online

An online game made to digust and annoy it's players.
by Blarg July 7, 2003
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GTA Online Character

GTA Online Character is a character you play as in GTA Online. You chose how it looks yet still you will probably spend like 10 minutes to make your character actually look somehow normal.
GTA Online's Character's personality is depending on which kind of player you are:If you are a sweaty tryharding asshole then the character will look like shit and very weird.
A normal player's gta online character will probably look normal like u know the kind of normal.
Me:Yo look at my GTA Online Character do you like how he looks?
Friend:Man ur GTA Online Character looks like a typical tryhard i do not like it.
by LamarDavisProductions January 30, 2021
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Chronically Online

These people tend to spend way too much time on tiktok, twitter, or tumblr, and create a whole personality only based on things they see online. They have no real interests and often fake mental illnesses to seem “relatable” or “different.” Some of these people often are also performative activists and participate in activism only because it is seen as “currently trending.” Some of these people also get angry if you don’t put trigger warning for unnecessary things such as: numbers, pronouns, MEN(wtf), white people(also wtf), and other thing you would encounter in a normal day outside of your house. A large majority of these people also go by just made up neopronouns that are so embarrassing that it’s making fun of the trans community at this point. (🖤/🖤self; 🌸/🌸self; bunny/bunnyself) There are so many other things wrong with these people and this is just a few, but I am SO SORRY FOR YOU if you’ve ever had to deal with anyone like this.
p1: Did you hear p3? They just yelled at me for not using a trigger warning for numbers.
p2: No way. I can’t believe those people exist outside of social media.
p1: I know. They’re definitely chronically online.
by Chuck Phuck July 17, 2021
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Mortal Kombat Online

A forum with no moderation and lots of noobs. Each day, there is a flame war and the majority of the members have the inteligence of an 11-year-old who drinks paint.
n00b666- i found motaro in mkd no lie
fatalkombat- stfu idiot
Thus the flame war begins...
by Sterolizer November 3, 2004
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