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Arse gas

Cloud of fetid colon vapour usually accompanying a fart. Should be invisible - note: if it is a brown and red spray that settles on the furniture, ceiling and walls then your digestive organs have exploded out of your arse pebbledashing your mum's living room with your intestinal blood and faeces.
Tommy's forever surrounded by a cloud of arse gas the stinky fudge slumper
by kerouacfan March 8, 2011
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Gas for cash

A beta bitch made “male” who through usually an online following dupes jaded females outta their money by telling them every problem in their life is a mans fault absolving them of their personal responsibility and their money
Tim tells these women everything they wanna hear just for likes and follows, he’s one of them gas for cash ass niggas
by J_King September 10, 2019
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gas chamberesque

The way in which Danny Dod describes something that is horribly uncomfortable and displeasing.
This food is gas chamberesque!
My room is very hot at the moment, it is very gas chamberesque.
by Trendy Wendy Bowe April 6, 2020
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Cock gas

Cock gas (n) - while having sex, small amounts of air get into the urethra. After sex, the air trapped is pushed out of the penis
I smashed this chick so good it gave me cock gas
by Young W33zy August 11, 2018
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ga-barrier

A barrier, either physical or metaphorical, that exists between two acquaintances: one of whom is straight and the other of whom is gay.
Gay Person A: Dude, I am so excited right now, I could hug you!
Straight Person B: Dude, not so long as we have this ga-barrier between us.
by WhyDoesMikeHateMe May 3, 2011
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Bastard gas

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions. 2-Pentene is a bastard gas.

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Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
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Gas on Deck

Q Da Fool use's the phrase ''gas on deck'' to emphasize he has grade A+ marijuana available for purchase.
Gas on deck, let me grind on em'
by Super Menthol April 14, 2022
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