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zone offense

A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.
I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.
by T.I.S.F February 10, 2008
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Rack off an egg

To wank ones own johnson to release a build up of jizz. Same as having a pull, choking the chicken, beat the meat, Spanking the monkey etc.
1. She got me so worked up and left I had to go to my room and rack off an egg!!

2. I love to lay in bed and rack off an egg!!
by FritzOskeniA September 8, 2010
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question offended

refers to some1 who gets offended when asked something not worth getting mad about.
person 1: hey, how are you 2day?

person 2: (rude tone) how do you think i am.

person 1: leaves, sees his neighboor "person 2 is so question offended"
by tennis4356 August 31, 2011
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Visually Offensive

Visually Offensive

somebody who is extremely ugly like max porteous and also has no life, or has very low social standards
him:west, check out that guy over there

other guy:eew ow west hes visually offensive, get me a bucket

him:should we hittem ow west

other guy: ye west
by westwestwest December 18, 2012
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non-offensive swears

cool if used to good efect...lets face it there is somthing that makes go yiff yourself sound dityer than go fuck yourself usualy however its just somthing people say when they are around people they dont feel comfortable swearing around...say your girl friends parents or somthing

also used in great effect in father ted where all that was required was an accent and they could cuss as much as they liked without being restricted in when they showed theyer program
by ice elemental January 18, 2004
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OFFAL

OFFAL is now tweeting that any negative polls about him are fake news.
by TexasBlueMarlin September 26, 2017
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offenzieagh

Often misunderstood as a German phrase this word is actually the Australian pronunciation of the phrase "Arvind's here." Often used when a friend or co-worker named Arvind approaches and an Austrailian proclaims "offenziagh!".
co-worker: "I think Arvind should be arriving at the party shortly."
(Arvind arrives)
Australian: "offenzieagh!"
by Matt27 February 4, 2008
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