old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.

The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.

by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021

old pal

A grower that smokes you out and/or gives you weed. Usually someone you've known for awhile or became friends through mutuals, a good old pal to have, indeed.

Person: have you tried do-si-do?
Person: ya I got an 'old pal' that gave me some last week!

by AnOldPal July 16, 2020

Old Radio

When you have a song stuck in your head that was once really popular and now is considered old.

Person 1- "Dude today I had Umbrella by Rihanna suck in my head all day today."

Person 2- "Looks like the old radio is on."

by ME no not him the other me December 1, 2009

Old Sport

Jack Kennedy.

Why hello there. Old Sport.

by melonester January 14, 2023

Old Twitterfingers

A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.

Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2023

old metro

an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.

an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.

a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already

by br0dyyy April 29, 2010

Old Snatch

haggard old lady!

That woman over there, She's a right Old Snatch!

by cheshiregaylad December 14, 2018