Nuke Bowen

Probably one of the coolest people to ever exist. His arrival to earth killed the dinosaurs, his fart caused the Chernobyl melt down, and his sneezes caused the devastating destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII, which the USA later claimed responsibility for.

Person one: “have you ever heard of Nuke Bowen?”

Person two: “You mean The Nuke? Hell yeah I’ve heard of him!”

by Ree Ree Magee December 30, 2021

frozen nuke

A nuke that's frozen. Want one? Extra sturdy.

Random Person: Hey America, want a "Frozen nuke"? It's free with the cost of your hands and probably everything in a 500 mile radius. Maybe. Idk...

America: HELL YEAH.

by AlmostMyName November 2, 2020

Cinco de mayo nuke

The next day after cinco de mayo when you regret in the bathroom all the spicy food you ate the day before .

Pedro had a cinco de mayo nuke after all the hot and spicy food he ate

RIP Pedro

by MR.Mister April 25, 2013

nuke

what all humans do if stressed with another human
its what always happened to us

rusia: you suck
america: really
america send 100 nukes to rusia
rusia: wait AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
america: problem

by springroberto2020 January 24, 2022

Nuke the cake

When you cum on her ass but there's so much cum it's like a nuke

Jaquavious: man, I nuked her cake
Ontavious: you cummed all over her ass?
Jaquavious: yeah it's called nuke the cake

by Wonky slush February 4, 2021

Nuke

Brah we bout to get blown up by these Nukes around here

A nuke a huge girl u stay away from at any cost

by The motivation August 26, 2010

nuke

Snorting Oxycontin.

I can`t wait until I get off work so I can get nuked!

by Turk420 July 4, 2016