northern foghorn

A northern person who finds it incapable of talking without shouting!

Pete you Northern Foghorn can't you talk without shouting you annoying cunt!!!!

by urban skidmarks September 22, 2017

Northern Belle

Women who live in the northern half of the United States. Although they may have the appearance of a southern belle… don’t let them fool you. Characteristics of these rare creatures include the following:
1.Fast eaters
2.Hate shopping
3.Wear sweatpants(but make them look good)
4.Don’t have to “put on” their face(because they already have a nice face)
5.Bad drivers

Look mommy, is that a real life northern belle?

by TacticallyHunter January 21, 2022

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

by June 17, 2023

Northern Germany

The place where a felt 100 mph wind is called a "leichte Brise"

Me: Bro, my app says it's gonna be very windy today,
Dude from northern germany: Nah, it's just a "leichte Brise"

by F4814N April 16, 2024

northern pines

Worst possible school district in Eagle

I went to Northern Pines where the N stands for knowledge

by Brafiadon December 28, 2019

Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt and stays.

Dylan: Looks like your truck is dirty

Dale: It's not dirty, thats just my Northern Minnesota paintjob

by Joshcopeland04 April 30, 2023

Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt

Dale: Looks like your trucks dirty

Mike: It's not dirty, that's my Northern Minnesota paintjob

by Joshcopeland04 April 30, 2023