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people will want to see you naked

the universal answer to every question. Gets annoying after the 300th or so use.
Why is the rum gone?
Because people will want to see you naked
by Oceania June 6, 2007
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Naked mile

An event held at some colleges where the students get naked and run along a route that is one mile long.
John is runing the naked mile.
by Deep blue 2012 October 17, 2009
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To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "

Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.

What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 8, 2010
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nakeboarding

Dave needed some attention so he pulled his shorts down and went nakeboarding for a while.
by Nakeboarder September 8, 2005
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mad naked

(adj) an adjective that can emphasize anything, and should be used often.
"jon jon pimps mad naked bitches in his camry"
"wow, theres mad naked people here at this party"
"there was mad naked food at ryan's house"
by little ben January 8, 2006
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Nakamura

An insanely hot Japanese man. Who wears red and black.
Nakamura is hot
by Joey McDade July 12, 2017
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naked lunch

A frozen moment when everone sees what is on the end of every fork.
by Triffid June 25, 2005
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