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We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
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Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024
bro i just fullported some black people futures
by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024
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Future

The Future itself is Gary
Gary is so Futuristic that he becomes the future
by Gary201021 May 7, 2022
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future perfect

An event in which hyperdistributism solves the transfinite line; creating a perfect capitalist-Marxist system.
Future perfect employs the transfinite line; in which the average of the squares of the distances between the ergodicic points and the transfinite line is equal to the tau of the slope of the line.

This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.
by zanderfin December 8, 2019
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future snare

A frequency modulation technique, oscillating between 48 to 143 bpm, of a combination transer and panning effect operating on the reverb applied to the trailing tail of a snare punch, that gives the listener the illusion of signal polarity shift.
Future snare would have my head wobbling.
by dalai mc August 30, 2022
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Futurisms 3:66

As Nayvadius “Future” DeMun Wilburn said, catch covid not feelings mfs.
Diego: Someone needs to create a bible for the streets
Dora: Futurisms 3:66 exists bruh

Diego: But covid over?

Dora: Still rather catch that shit
by ExtraCurlyToes June 13, 2022
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Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events also known as "FOMOPFE" is a mental state or emotional of strain.
When a Person have Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events this Person can't go to small events or enjoy time because they have the Fear of Missing Out larger events which could potentially happen.
Even though John is really exited to go to the Party he can't go to it because he got the fear of Missing other potentially happening event in the News/Media or if he goes to the Party he can't enjoy it because he keeps checking his Phone for News if something is happening he could miss.
> I can't go to the Party i have Fear Of Missing Out Potential Future Events
by sk1d.eu January 6, 2025
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