the nipple dilemma

when a man or womans nipples are very visible and pointy through their shirt or bra, etc.
common in cold weather circumstances

today in swimming, our pe teacher had a serious case of the nipple dilemma

by letstakeamoment May 3, 2014

Hamburger Nipples

When you wear a shirt that rubs against your nipples and your nipple's become raw and chafed, giving the appearance of raw hamburger.

Bro this shirt is given me hamburger nipples.

by BigDaddyBear53 September 10, 2023

nipple wanker

A person that wanks to nipples

Nate stop being a nipple wanker to other males.

by TheFuckboydownthestreet May 20, 2016

thors nipple

The instance of which two cattle prods are attached to the nipples of a male or female during sexual forplay then as the nipples are being electrified the apposing partner repeatedly slaps the other in the face with a sexual toy or penis

What did you do last night

Performed the ultimate thors nipple

by Chester dicksplash January 13, 2014

omelette nipple

Slang term for a nipple on wide breast, often a manboob. The width of the tit leads to the nipple folding with half of the nipple on the top portion of the breast and half on the underside. The tip of the tit is the filling in this delicious omelette.

"Logan has big omelette nipples." -- Roman

by BB7373737 July 16, 2023

Nipple Fudge

The fudge coloured prenatal ooze that slowly ermerges from a woman's nipples before regular milklactation starts.

John said, "oh Mary look, u have a bit of nipple fudge on the left one today."

by Sas_quatch January 19, 2016

jack nipples

Next to nothing.

Man, I asked for a lot for Christmas but got jack nipples!

by Bo__jangles April 25, 2017