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Night Stalker 

1. (person) or (a group) of cocky assholes who dont know there asshole from their elbow and think that they are delta force soldiers.

2. someone who eventually gets a DUI or does drugs and gets caught, then gets sent to a regular army unit and gets a huge dose of "Reality" and ends up being a turd.
guy 1: "whos that new guy with 3000 ng hours who doesnt know shit about the helicopter? and why is he crying about how "they did it in the 160th" instead of working???"
guy2:"just another night stalker"
Night Stalker by VarsityMP April 2, 2011

Night Prowler 

When you jiz/cum on someones face when they are sleeping; normally sneeking into someones room.
Johnny really got Betty good last night with that night prowler
Night Prowler by JJ,PP,DC August 31, 2007

Night Fight 

When someone asks if you want to Night Fight its when you pull out your dick and you and the other guy sword fight with your dick.
Mike asked me if i wanted to Night Fight and I totally killed him with my sword
Night Fight by Rich_Noob August 17, 2006

night ranger

a group of people normally comprising of a boy and a girl who do harcore things during the night
toby: i'm going for a run
rach: you are insane, it's 4am
toby: yeah but i'm a night ranger
rach: respect
night ranger by x_rachh_x May 8, 2008

Night Creeper 

staying up all hours of the night creeping on the internet
Night Creeper by SJ77 February 5, 2010

Night Of Vision, And Submission 

A night where you literally alternate between YouTube, porn, and urban dictionary thinking of new words to post. Most common in people ages 13-27.

This can occour any day, but usually occurs on a Saturday. By the end of the night, several words may have been submitted to urban dictionary, youve seen all 3 parts of the excited auto tune dog videos, and your dick is sore from masturbating.

But then you find yourself with published words making it all worth while

This can eventually lead to crazieness, boredom, writers block, genital warts, and even midnight cravings.

Although it has harmful effects, it can also be a lot of fun, and is best when only done once to twice a week. This often leads to pouring your hearts into a word, and often the word is destroyed instantaneously in front of yo, but you do it because it makes you happy.
(guy 1 curled up in corner shaking)

Guy 2: What happened to you?

Guy 1: whole...night....masturbating...YouTube...urban dictionary.

Guy 2: oh so you had a Night Of Vision, And Submission.