mustard and mayonnaise

Yay slang popularized by the one and only Forty Water aka E40, a name that refers to the yellow and white stripe on the sidewall of Vogue tires.

Got that 68' coug, on mustard and mayonnaise wit triple gold hunit spokes.

by bigg hood May 27, 2006

Shitler Mustache

to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.

when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!

by tony February 24, 2004

Ford Mustang

Possibly the greatest muscle car ever made.

Ford Mustangs are awesome cars!

by Thiccc with three cs March 18, 2019

More gay than jizz on a mustache.

Extremely gay.

Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.

by Chris Council January 27, 2009

mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

Mista Penguin

A "Mista Penguin" is an extremely good looking and sweet guy. He is compassionate and cares about the well being of other people. He is like a penguin with how dedicated he can become to somone he loves and he would most likely become a devoted and loving father someday.

He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.

person 1: "Danny asked me to marry him!"

person 2: "For all he's worth, he better be Mista Penguin"

by MizzEverest August 23, 2011

Mustafa

Sexi Arab/Turkish/Somalian person who gets all the girls

They love how big his dick is

All the girls love him

Mustafa walks past by some girls and they approach him

by English writer December 2, 2018