mushroom baby

A child conceived through the act of intercourse, while engaged in a magical psilocybin adventure.

My gilt and I lost our egos together and did the heroes journey, 9 months later we had a mushroom baby.

by SCUM is my raver name! July 14, 2020

Healthy Mushroom

A woman's lady region that is prone to letting out small puffs of spores during the act of procreation. There is no true way of indicating the difference between healthy and unhealthy so you must take the risk to find out.

Person 1: "Come on big boy and eat my healthy mushroom"

by A6M2 August 11, 2016

Super Mushroom

A type of mushroom found in the Mushroom Kingdom that cause Mario to get high. Also, everyone just calls them mushrooms anyways.

"Shithead: No one calls them Super Mushrooms, you shithead."

by Spoon Man the Eleventh April 19, 2018

Mushroom willy

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.

Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"

by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014

Mushroom dump

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.

Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.

by Hammerhead250 November 14, 2020

Mushroom of Warm

n. A propane-powered outdoor heater using a distinctive reflector which gives it its name. The reflector directs most of the infrared energy produced by the small element outward and down, effectively warming a large area in a very efficient way.

KATIE: A Mushroom of Warm is a much more effective outdoor heater than a campfire.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.

by k80theshade May 2, 2021

Mushroom Stampede

During a gang bang on one female, all males get onto one side of the room with penises erect, the gazelle gets down on her knees on the opposing side. Then all of the males high-five and sprint at the woman and stamp her face with their shafts.

Friend 1:"Dude, last night we pulled a mushroom stampede on Mr. John's wife!"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"

by DirtyM@ February 18, 2017