meter fairy

A meter fairy is another word for a parking enforcement officer. Parking enforcement officers just give everyone a hard time and a bad day over the most minuscule things. Meter Fairies can be found harassing impoverished individuals and college students daily. They ruin someone's day and hinder their success by wasting their time. Meter Fairies seem to usually have a smart ass and rude attitude. Thats what happens when someone has fake authority.

Guy 1: Look at that meter fairy over there
Guy 2: He gave that guy a ticket for parking in a space and saying he cannot park there.

Guy 1 : But there are two hundred empty parking spaces

Guy 2: Thats a meter fairy for you!

by Student Defender December 2, 2013

meter fairy

A meter fairy is another word for a parking enforcement officer. Parking enforcement officers just give everyone a hard time and a bad day over the most minuscule things. Meter Fairies can be found harassing impoverished individuals and college students daily. They ruin someone's day and hinder their success by wasting their time. Meter Fairies seem to usually have a smart ass and rude attitude. Thats what happens when someone has fake authority.

Guy 1: Look at that meter fairy over there
Guy 2: He gave that guy a ticket for parking in a space and saying he cannot park there.

Guy 1 : But there are two hundred empty parking spaces

Guy 2: Thats a meter fairy for you!

by Student Defender December 2, 2013

mack-o-meter

A mythological instrument used to measure the amount of action (a.k.a. macktion) that once receives

"The mack-o-meter is rising tonight, girls!"

by Leah March 2, 2005

Snot meteor

When someone holds a finger over one nostril and blows out a single, hard surfaced (dried) booger into the air.

He was trying for a snot rocket, but blew
out a snot meteor. Almost put out an eye of a by-stander.

by tinkerslink December 17, 2008

Gas o meter

(n) the part of your dash board that tells you when you are out of gas.

The gas o meter is reading empty. We better get some gas.

by angelpoetheart September 12, 2009

meterosexual

a meterosexual is a man who thinks hes gay, but isn't. he dresses like a gay man and tries to act like a thug.
-When wearing clothes, tries to match EVERYTHING, and wears pink.
-On the verge of being gay.

Chase-"Hey look its John, with his pink shirt and popped out collar and gay ass gatorade. Where the hell is his beer like the rest of us? What a dipshit"
Deb"Yeah, he so meterosexual"

by leibabe87 May 17, 2005

Metehan

A dumb asshole 😉

You're such an Metehan

by unknownmen December 30, 2016