Bi-monogamy

Basically polyamory, but for when a bisexual person prefers only one male partner and one female partner. Once achieved, their polycule feels complete.

Look at Karly in her loving partnership with her husband and her girlfriend! Her bi-monogamy polycule is complete!

by unintelligible gibberish February 17, 2023

Shiny Mooncake

Cake with moonshine

A: "Did you put moonshine in your cake?"
B: "Yes, I made a shiny mooncake"

by Pok3rf4ce May 6, 2023

local monogamy

The idea that one can only have one partner in one place

I adhere to local monogamy: I have one partner in California and one in Europe.

by snapebysnape November 12, 2023

aggressive monogamy

A type of monogamy, practiced by swingers - who are trying to hide the fact that they are swingers - because they built their entire persona around being in a traditional monogamous relationship.

He kept saying that he was practicing aggressive monogamy, while his wife was in the bedroom getting railed by his best friend.

by PugsAreAnAbominationToGod June 7, 2024

Jemiggily-Moonah

A very senior baby, possibly royalty from a faraway land who is both very miggily and a jamoonah.

Jemiggily-Moonah is such a senior baby, look at her blep!

by Barrymeownilow January 2, 2025

Enforced Monogamy

It's a violation of the first amendment Jordan.

Hym "Enforced Monogamy requires you to violate the first ammendment rights of other people. That's Jordan's whole thing!"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

bukkake in Moonachie

A seedy underground event in an otherwise quiet little town hosted by the local cock midget, who allows anyone of even slight local importance to blast cum wads all over him until he looks like a tiny snowman.

Because of the sniveling nature of the cock midget, it’s difficult to tell if he does it strictly for the love of cum or because it makes the useless cum nugget feel important.

“Dude did you get to the bukkake in Moonachie last night? They buried a midget in cum.”
“No man. I lost my job at the DPW last year, so I guess I’m not important enough to help a bunch of dudes cover a sorry midget with cum any more.”

by Blue Waffle Stack January 2, 2025