Momma-birding

When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work

Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!

Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried

by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022

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Momma

Some ones Mum \ mom who is sus

She my momma

by Medusa 88 March 20, 2023

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Sphinx Momma

Someone with Explosive personality disorder.

Alora is a sphinx momma!

by Dylon626 September 11, 2022

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Ur momma truffle

If you thought "Ur granny tranny" was devastating? Now get ready for... "ur momma truffle, lol"!

Bobby: Ur gay lol.
Dave: No u.
Bobby: *dies*
Dave: And ur momma truffle.
Bobby: *Dubbledies*

by Boris The Lapdog March 23, 2018

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Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

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BIG MOMMA

an insanely large and overweight mammoth of a mammal, also goes by “Kiera Duncan” . resembles a pig and goes for curly headed fuckers and leaves her mark on their neck. will eat anything given to her. big fatty patty. mug. ginger hair and piercing blue eyes.

“WOAH who’s that fat bitch”
“that’s big momma alright”
“the…big momma?”
“yeah! Kiera Duncan”

by BOGGGG September 15, 2021

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