I ain't picking up that moldy doughnut. No matter how many beers I've had.
The doughnut nobody wants no matter how hungry they are.
The doughnut nobody wants no matter how hungry they are.
by michael fee August 7, 2006
Get the moldy doughnut mug.A dark and powerful mole spell was placed on Mole long long ago. This curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his dick. Mole's curse is the potent energy that ensures george's law is always maintained. The curse has manifested itself physically in the form of Starbucks-Mole has made so many coffee runs there for pussy without success that it has taken on the spell's evil attributes. The only way to break the curse and save Mole now is to destroy all Starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.
Mole: "I'm gonna go make a starbucks run for Megan, maybe then she will suck my dick."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."
by L^3 Society July 14, 2009
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A person who is half human half mole due to their love of staying in dark rooms and sleeping for ridiculously extended periods of time
by bananavsmole September 1, 2010
Get the mole mug.A word used when you get proved wrong. Also when somebody takes a bad photo of you when you're not looking.
Ew I look hella moded in that picture!
by Tiffany! December 28, 2005
Get the moded mug.Molde FK is a soccer team in the Norwegian Premier Division, Tippeligaen.
Molde FK is famous for creating many good players, such as Ole Gunnar Solskjær.
Molde is also famous for beeing the team in Norway who has most fans on their stadium compared to their number of citizens. Thinking that the average attendance is 6000 and there live only about 24 000 there, that is one out of four people.
Molde FK have also played against Real Madrid, Porto, Olympiakos in the Champions League in 1999.
Molde FK is famous for creating many good players, such as Ole Gunnar Solskjær.
Molde is also famous for beeing the team in Norway who has most fans on their stadium compared to their number of citizens. Thinking that the average attendance is 6000 and there live only about 24 000 there, that is one out of four people.
Molde FK have also played against Real Madrid, Porto, Olympiakos in the Champions League in 1999.
example:
-Have you heard of Molde FK?
- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club Solskjær played for!
another example:
-Have you heard of Molde FK?
- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club that won 6-0 over Brann in 1995?
-Have you heard of Molde FK?
- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club Solskjær played for!
another example:
-Have you heard of Molde FK?
- Molde FK? What is that? .....Ahhhhhhhhhh, you mean the club that won 6-0 over Brann in 1995?
by smartinder January 12, 2009
Get the Molde FK mug.Jeff: My little brother made a snow fort yesterday.
Frank: Did you mole hole it?
Jeff: Hellll yeaaaa
Frank: Did you mole hole it?
Jeff: Hellll yeaaaa
by pooperdoodles December 26, 2011
Get the Mole Hole mug.a mole on ur face tht is very ugly and it is on ur right ( the person hu has it ) and usually is on uhly ass bitches named irene.
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