Minga

A minga is a discgusting, ugly looking loser that needs to get a life.

"Wow, her dress is mingin!"
"I know my boyfriend is a minga but i still want to go out with him cos im a minga too!"

by evrythingztaken March 1, 2007

Ming

A scouse definition for a friendly insult. Generally can mean geek or looser.

that becca dwyer girl is a right ming

by tashmcev September 29, 2011

mingee

Similar to minger, but designed for describing geography teachers.

Mr Harrison is such a mingee.

by Fred September 25, 2003

ming'd

An abbreviation of the word minger, also used to describe a thing of distaste or utter ugliness

man that burger was ming'd

Is that chick hot?? ...nah man she is ming'd

by el'rollo June 13, 2005

mingebiter

A person who likes to have a bite on poonany.

"I'm such a mingebiter"

by Stephen Swires November 29, 2005

mingegraine

The infamous 'headache, no sex' scenario we all encounter. The headache blocks any chances of a sexual encounter thus rendering the female genitals unapproachable hence the phrase 'mingegraine'.

“Fancy a pint tonight mate? Jane’s got another mingegraine.”

Or

“Everything was going swimmingly until Jane got a mingegraine.”

by Jacobson Flint August 6, 2009

ming cave

Sticking your nose under the bed covers and experiencing an unpleasant odor coming from an unwashed pussy.

Usually coming from your female significant other.

Smelling pussy under the sheets, like you've discovered a cave belonging to a punany bear

I aint going down south, it's a ming cave in there!

by Punanymous December 12, 2009