jack miothe

Jack miothe is the name of a man who's name when pronounced sounds like you're saying "jack me off"

You found this because someone got you ;)

"HEY, did you hear about Jack miothe?"

"NO, who is that?"

"Ha."

by Theguywhotrickedyou>:D December 16, 2022

Izuku Midoriya

The hottest and cutest boy in the world, I’d let him do anything to me

Me: Did you know that I’m dating Izuku Midoriya?
Friend: Omg congrats gurl! But he’s not real
Me: Idc I’m still dating him

by animeismylife January 4, 2025

Chillin' with the Minotaur

To get the perfect amount of high. As you get high, you enter into a labyrinth. The higher you get, the farther into the labyrinth you go. And when everything starts to feel just right: smells and sounds and tastes and touches are so sublimely enhanced, you are chillin' with the minotaur.

California weed is guaranteed to have you chillin' with the Minotaur.

by miaumixxxr July 15, 2017

izuku fucking midoriya

a bitch ass who cries too much. plus ultra my ass bitch is a literal faucet. he doesn’t cry rivers, rivers cry him.

“izuku fucking midoriya is a crybaby”

by k1dn4pp3rk1d February 13, 2021

izuku fucking midoriya

a bitchfuck who cries a LOT too much. he don’t cry rivers, rivers cry him. giving me very much faucet. #wap tf. plus ultra my ass

“izuku fucking midoriya is a crybaby”

by k1dn4pp3rk1d February 13, 2021

National Eat Your Midterm Day

On October 12 any student gets to eat their midterm and if they eat the whole thing there are no repercussions to their grade.

Professor, you didn't know? It's national Eat Your Midterm Day!

by flowers<3 October 11, 2023

Why not Minot?

1. Used primarily by people who will take advantage of you. Especially if you are an indoctrinated defender. Avoid these people at all costs and try not to kill yourself stationed at Minot AFB.

2. If you think no one cares, this random internet stranger will feel bad.

3. If used facetiously, the kind of people that empathize with your pain.

1. SSgt: My DEROS is coming up Senior, any suggestions?

Rapist SMSgt: "Why not Minot?"
2. SSgt: I saw Minot AFB on my dream sheet and I'm going to choose, "Why not Minot?"
Concerned friend: Do I need to escort you to mental health?

3. Veteran: I created this to warn you. Do not trust anyone who says, "Why not Minot?"

by Disgruntled VCO December 17, 2023