micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015

microbiotic

Teeny-tiny stuff that is alive.

Lots of plankton is microbiotic.

by Definition of Urban Dictionary January 20, 2016

micro-satisfaction

An event or circumstance that seems benign or meaningless on the surface but is secretly immensely satisfying. Inspired by micro-aggression

Getting exactly the right number of napkins in my Dunkin Donuts bag was such a micro-satisfaction.

by sokaties April 24, 2016

Microdanza

The term used for a person with a micro penis that believes they are everyone's boss.

That guy is such a microdanza. He has the smallest penis ever, is always telling me what to do, and wears an undershirt that says 100% in charge.

by Heart of Darkness August 21, 2016

Microcosminal Engineer

One who studies the micro bacteria of organisms on planets within 300 to 900 million light years of Earth. NASA specialist intent on proving organic organisms exist through the dimension theorem for space vectors.

A recent MIT graduate and microcosminal engineer, Jake is on the forefront of proving the existence of spontaneal life.

by stargazer64 August 3, 2016

micro-star international

Micro-Star International or MSI is a Taiwanese multinational information technology corporation headquartered in New Taipei City, Taiwan. It designs, develops and provides computer hardware, related products and services, including laptops, motherboards, graphics cards, All-in-One PCs, servers, industrial computers, PC peripherals, car infotainment products, etc.

Person 1: Dude, check it out, I just got the MSI ge62 Apache.
Person 2: That's cool and all but I just got the ge72 Apache
Random person 3: What is MSI?
Person 1 & 2: Micro-Star International.

by Comixmunkey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

micro men

A man who exibits none of the traditional male attributes like courage, valour, stamina, etc

I am surrounded by micro men.

by BenRittenhouse July 19, 2016