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Micro Noob

1. Having bad micro, micro that is or never will be uber.
2. A partial or semi noob.
1.Damn i just pwnd you up in some zero hour... your a micro noob!!!!1111!!1
2.Eh its ok your just a micro noob, you might have a shot next time.
by Ryan Whitcome June 29, 2006
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microcountry

a small and underdeveloped country.
Nepal is a microcountry.
by uttam maharjan April 23, 2010
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Micro-tails

Mixed shots. Weak shots, due to diluting the liquor with other mixers or chasers, thus reducing the amount of actual liquor, and defeating the purpose of doing shots. Therefore.....they're more like miniature cocktails instead of actual shots.
Alex, do you realize the real way to take shots is pure liquor? This cranberry, filling the space of prospective vodka in my shot glass is really turning these into more of micro-tails versus real shots.
by MFierce August 6, 2010
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micro-evolution

evolutionary change involving the gradual accumulation of mutations leading to new varieties within a species.
Evidence of micro-evolution can be found in minor change observed over a short period of time in a living thing.
by war and love December 15, 2012
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micro unicycle

A unicycle with no seat.
That guy just flew by on his micro unicycle.
by Philio June 1, 2015
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microfascism

imperative behaviour in small or isolated questions
"This is almost as good (bad) as whole "microfascism" rant. Basically, it's the same tired old refrain that science is nothing more than the existing power structure exerting its will to enforce "conformity." Because the article is not available to a lot of my readers, I feel obligated to quote fairly liberally from it to give you a flavor of just how ridiculous it is. The authors' intent is made plain right from the first sentence:

What constitutes 'evidence' in the health sciences? - - -

(from "respectful insolence")
by zaq1xs October 21, 2010
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Micro$oft Vacuum

The first time Micro$soft makes something that doesn't suck will be when they make a vacuum that runs Windoze.
I just bought a Micro$oft Vacuum! It runs Windoze!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!
by Windoze Basher May 10, 2010
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