Meth Mule

Child of a non-liberal parent.

All children of non-liberal parents are meth mules.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023

Meth

Meth- The best thing you can do during your free time.

Why are you doing GLORIOUS, MAGNIFICENT meth ?

by Hardcore Feminist October 23, 2018

Meth Cow

Cows that wear plastic backpacks which capture methane gas they expel.

He has so much gas he should get a job moonlighting as a Meth Cow.

by Barbara T. October 7, 2008

meth lisp

someone who speaks with a rather obvious lisp due to the chronic use of methamphetamines

hey guyths, ynall hanves sthome monties?
Man get your meth lisp talkin ass up out of her. stupid shit

by cornn flake January 13, 2008

meth rinse

Taking a shower, while high on crystal meth. A typical user will begin to experience symptoms of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) and thereafter feel a desperate need to clean themselves.

I had been up for 3 days dude, but then I went in for a quick meth rinse, to help me wake up!

by Tnorthway1 May 16, 2011

Meth Monster

The bald-spot infested, bloodshot eyed, emaciated meth addict twin brother of the famous Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. He is neighbors with Oscar the Grouch and smokes meth in the dumpster next to Oscar's trash can.

Meth Monster- Hey kids, my brother couldn't make it today because I, I KILLED HIM AND THREW HIM IN A DUMPSTER!! I mean he's sick from eating too many cookies. That's why I smoke meth instead. Now anyways time to count to 10

1 bag of meth.
2 bags of meth.
3 bags of meth.
4 bags of meth
5 bags of meth

Meth Monster: Oh shit this is starting to get tempting
6 bags of meth
7 bags of meth
*Starts sweating
8 bags of meth
9 bags of meth
Meth Monster: C'mon almost to 10
10 bags of meth

*pulls out a gun

Meth Monster: DON'T YOU TAKE A SINGLE STEP CAMERA GUY!!! This shit is mine all mine!! I'm gonna smoke it and get so fucking wired tonight!!!

* shoots the camera guy pulls out his pipe and puts the meth in the pipe

Meth Monster: yes!!!! hahahhahahaha!!!! and remember kids, meth is better for you than cookies.

by beerisgood94 January 5, 2010

maths

Pure evil to learn
Very hard
Loads of people are bad at maths

Girl: ahhhh this is to hard
Boy: Tell me about it

So called intelligent person: haahha you don't know maths

by Do I care January 31, 2008