Marissa

MARISSA is that bitch who makes you like her and proceeds to guilt trip you and lose your trust then moves on to the next guy within hours. The process repeats.

You: I’m really in that Marissa girl.
Friend 1: You better not fuck with Marissa!
Friend 2: Yeah bro, she a total bitch.

by Thanos6-9 July 18, 2019

marisa jaret winokur

Proof that you don't have to be able to sing to make it big on Broadway.

"I can hear the bells... well don't ya hear them chime?"

by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005

Marissa

A dangerous thing is they are. It's a pregnant whale that flys on rainbows and eats children. For every child this whale eats a new color is added to the rainbow. Once all the rainbows have been added, this created grows a horn and becomes a narwhal. It then advances to eat adults as its flying on its rainbow. Then once it eats 84 adults that look like cats, it starts to shoot it's baby narwhals out its blowhole, butt, eyes, and every other hole on its body. STAY AWAY THEY ARE DANGEROUS!

Dude, is that a pregnant Marissa whale?

by Pregnant whales August 1, 2016

meiser

one who prides themselves in their dick-taking abilities

"The meiser sucked Heath Leger."

by thomas3192 June 17, 2008

Marissa Renee Garcia

A beautiful girl who is just pure amazing. She is a wonderful girl to be around, not to mention that she is pure sexy. if you ever spot one make her yours, thats what i did and i lover her to death. but however i got the last one so ha! i love you baby. <3

Mario: Daaaaaamn look at that girl she is just a pure angel !

De'Andre: That My Baby i love her thats a Marissa Renee Garcia.

by Drizzy 401k January 2, 2012

Marisa

The most beautiful woman you will ever know/see in your entire fucking life. She seems like a bitch at first but once you get to know her she is just an awesome friend and also just plain caring to everyone. She usually has low self esteem issues but has many friends to support her in tough situations.

Example 1:

Jason: Wow did you see that hot chick over there what her name??
Chris: oh dude her name is Marisa everyone knows her

Example 2:

Jason: I cheated on you I don’t love you anymore. I’m sorry
Chelsey: WHAT YOU CHEATED WITH WHO???
Jason: oh I cheated with marisa she’s hot and sexier than you :)

by catgurl:3 December 8, 2018

Marissa

a small tsundere

"I heard Marissa has a crush!"
"nO i dOnT!!11!"

by ssfnzriz June 25, 2019