Matthew is a wonderful person. he is kind, handsome, hilarious, and a child at heart. All though he is mysterious, once you get to know him he's very outgoing. He is respectful and alway kind. But be warned, if you cross him, be ready to put up a fight. But if you are in need of emotional support or if you are struggling with something, he will always be there to help you. And another thing about him is he's AMAZING in bed and i mean absolutely AMAZING. He will never fail to satisfy. And when he pounds his huge dick in your pussy, you will be sent over the edge and keep coming back for more. But that's not even the best thing about him. it's his charm, the way his words are deep and romantic. the way his smile can make your day. and just the sound of his voice will make you the happiest person. when you find a matthew in your life, it is vital that you do everything in your power to keep him. for he will change your life forever.
by cockNnut January 1, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A guy with a huge cock that could rupture anus faster than savile licks 3 year old asses
A violent guy that sits at benches in parks to find kids.
A violent guy that sits at benches in parks to find kids.
by pfttq;) October 12, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew's come with such personalities but most are not that smart logically. They'll be smart in school but in some cases, smartness is not the best
Matthew: Oh that's like eating my dog's shit.
Person: Matthew I said, my grandma died
Matthew: uh yeah those are related
Person: *cries*
Person: Matthew I said, my grandma died
Matthew: uh yeah those are related
Person: *cries*
by PoppyThePoppy March 16, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. 
Get the Matthewmug. by Hemesfere May 13, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. The embodiment of an angel. A holy figure. Very graceful. He creates all food and we all praise him. He is a god at shell shockers. Amen
Person 1: Hey do you see that big boy over there?
Person 2: Yeah that's Matthew
Person 1: What a god
Person 2: Yeah that's Matthew
Person 1: What a god
by Psidoe October 30, 2018
Get the Matthewmug.