air mattress Ashley

Air mattress Ashley is a blown out girl your man cheats with while you look like King size luxury mattress.

“Why do guys like to cheat with roast beef, air mattress Ashley??”

by SavageSkidmark December 23, 2022

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pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 17, 2023

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the masters school is a place for gay, non athletic, liberals, and rich white kids who think theyre in a gang.

masters is a great place if you want to buy weed or hard drugs but if u loose ur wallet u might end up getting kicked out

"my friend got kicked out for bringing coke to school"
"oh they must go to the masters school"

"yo does anyone have a cart"
"no why does everyone at the masters school smoke"

by lord jeffery April 2, 2023

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nickel lay mattress back

A woman who can be persuaded into sexual intercourse very easily and often may have bed sores from being on her back so much.

"Dammit bro that nickel lay mattress back stole 200 bucks out my wallet before she caught her uber ride."

by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

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Switch Lives Don't Matter

The Switch is a drink sold in U.S public schools. The drink is comprised of concentrated juices that have been claimed uneffective for common sales.

"Switch lives don't matter" *Throws Switch at bathroom wall*

by Zyaisol September 29, 2017

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Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018

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