matrixed

When a philosophy teacher gets hit with a question that starts with "Isn't it just like the matrix . . . ?"

While talking about Plato's cave, Professor Brown got matrixed.

by Tony Larussa October 19, 2006

Matrixx

A complete noob, n00b, newbie, or nub.

He pulled a Matrixx yesterday, what an idiot.

by The Resister June 11, 2006

The Matrix

A pretty cool movie that is plotless but still cool. It is seconded only by The Italian Job for its in-movie advertising.

Anyone else sick of all the damn GM cars like Cadilacs and buicks?

by Pimp T-Dawg November 13, 2003

The Matrix: Reloaded

G-Union is an idiot.

Ass spackler.

by Ellioto June 8, 2003

Matrimophilia

The kink of being attracted taken or married individuals

Ever since Tyler has found out that Haydn is in a relationship, he was been having tendencies of matrimophilia

by Love doctor 69420 October 13, 2022

matrimonial peacemaker

a name for the penis in the olden days

hey can ya use that matrimonial peacemaker to get what u want? yea!

by Hhhhhjlkhhoitsz July 10, 2023

matrimourning

The time period between separation and divorce. Not mutually exclusive; greatly impacts the ones who have been served. Your friends can’t stand you.

I can’t wait until Dave is over his matrimourning. He’s so annoying.

by Vaginish May 25, 2024