Meating

The act of beating someone to death with a meat tenderizer during intercourse between two bears

There was a wild meating party Saturday night.

by The tenderizer October 9, 2017

Piss Muting

When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.

Mom: Johnny, if you're staying up late tonight be sure to mute your piss so you don't wake me up.

Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?

by the way... August 11, 2013

Haks-masing

Vb. Originating from Swazi mountain communities who celebrate an insatiable desire to mate with strangers in gratitude for alcoholic gifts. Named after Hakili one of the African tribesmen. So used to describe people who hook up with anything when wasted.

I was so wasted i was haks-masing at the club.

by Somnjalose Ndlangamandla April 12, 2008

making magic

another word for sex. Because, as we all know, sex is always magical and full of rainbows and unicorns, especially when it's your first time.

Susie and Mike, a hetero normative, stereotypical couple, went to the park for the day. Mike brought peach schnapps (bitches love it), and Susie brought picnic supplies. They had a wonderful time eating fruit out of each other's hands, so much that they decided to try making magic for the first time. Both of them were virgins, but like with most people, they knew exactly what to do. Mike had conveniently hidden a roll of condoms in the baguette, so they were all set (practice safe sex, people). They had wonderful hot sex and it was magical.

by Remykins February 18, 2013

Matina

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
You see this cat is a bad motherfucker
But I'm talkin' about Matina
She's a complicated woman
But no one understands her but her man

You are a matina bad ass!

by Sheeerah February 3, 2010

making a play

As In making a move . Hooking it up . Finessing the next move .

Are you about to make a play for the wings . All right bet ! Say Less

making a play = finessing

by robthegoat February 2, 2018

Meating

A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.

"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"

by orangefizzlebiz February 23, 2009