Mastificator

Someone who doesn't understand what you're trying to say, when you're trying to call them stupid nonchalontly.

Person 1: "Hey man, not the orangest carrot in the bunch huh?"
Person 2:".... wat"
Person 1: "You're such a mastificator man.."

by bootyliscious laquisha July 25, 2012

masti-cry

cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.

Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.

by Careless1 March 5, 2015

mystical animal

An animal beyond human understanding, like Kanye West

Kanye West is a famous mystical animal

by Diagmel April 10, 2015

Mystic Hug

The act of a blue mystic gel coming out of your magic wand when giving someone a hug. AKA Ejaculating while giving someone a hug.

Hey, did you hear? Peter gave Sarah a Mystic Hug.

by privatetuker August 4, 2016

Mystic Hug

The act of a blue mystic gel coming out of your magic wand while giving someone a hug. AKA Ejaculating while giving someone a hug.

Hey, did you hear? Peter gave Sarah a mystic hug.

by privatetuker August 4, 2016

massic

Massic is a word used, when to describe something that is massive and magical/majestic. (My boyfriend said this at 3 AM)

"The new Starwars movie was massic!"
"That was one massic story.."
"She looked massic in that dress!"

by Missfoster November 29, 2016

matstick

The best war thunder player Aleef

Matstick is so good he should have a press acc.

by matstick December 12, 2016