hood marriage

Still married on paper but separated for years; legally married but single

James and his wife have a hood marriage, they haven't been together for a while.

by lilface May 17, 2015

Marriage

a mistake

dont do it....

dear lord.... PLEASE DONT DO IT

guy: Yo, this sucks
guy2: yeah, just like marriage

by BLEHHHHHHHHHHH October 31, 2018

marriage

A cage meant to hold you from your future, or take all your money.

When he visited her, she'd mentioned marriage and divorce, and how in divorce she would win...

by Mr.Fishcake September 20, 2016

3-bit marriage

A state of being where you can have up to 7 spouses. Used a lot in Arabian countries. 3 bits (2 cubed) can store up to a value of 8, and you have 0 for no spouse, leaving you with 7 wives/husbands.

Yassin the Turk felt the limitations of the 3-bit marriage were too tight and converted to Cycle-Accurate Mormonism so he could have a 15-bit marriage and have a bigger family.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

marriage

The most expensive way in order to get a woman for free everyday.

Marriage blewed my credit card again !!!

by andradrr December 9, 2008

rape marriage

where one partner forces an unwilling other to engage in marriage.

the marriage i have with zack was a rape marriage, as i did not want to be with him.

by leash leash April 1, 2009

marriage

A legal document, whereby 2 insane people, intentionally lie by contractually agreeing to a perpetual state of codependency.

A marriage is where you make false statements such as, if you marry me I will love you forever. To have and to hold from this day forward, for better, or for worse, for richer, or for poorer, in sickness, and in health, to love and to honor
and to cherish unconditionally. Forsaking all others, I will be faithful to you.

by cutterbil January 4, 2013