Manitoba

Manitoba is the Lost Province of Canada with only 1.9 People per Square Kilometre, only Highly Educated Canadians know of this Secret or Lost Province for it holds no relavence to anything.

Hey! did you know theres a 12 province ?! its called Manitoba!

by BobbyBobBob August 1, 2005

manifesto

(n.) An announcement of intended future actions. Sounds like a homosexual orgy.

Elitist went along to the manifesto hearing, but was disappointed to discover that there was no gay orgy audio clips.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

manatee

An obese gay man with little or no body hair. Compare to bear.

Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of euros.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

Manies

Infinite amount of many.

I love you all in the manies.

by Khaleesiandherdragons July 2, 2014

manifest

A ship's catalog of items and to summon within oneself.

The ship's manifest had 40 rifles, 5,000 rounds of ammo, 100 oranges, 200 gallons of water, and 50 pounds of salted venison. Manifest Destiny was what settlers believed was there right to land ownership in concert with removal of natives from their homeland. Communist Manifesto is by a socialist named Karl Marx.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

maintenance wipe

A clean-up wipe required after a unexpectedly messy fart

Bro, That sounded wet! I think you are going to need a maintenance wipe.

by qrs1 August 30, 2011

manitary towel

A play of words on 'sanitary towel', A strip of toilet roll placed in the underpants to prevent the soiling of underwear following a heavy night out. Similar to a 'manpon' in nature.

Can also be used in a derogatory nature towards a male who is acting like a female.

I drank so much beer last night, it's given me the shits. Think I'm gonna have to use a manitary towel.
Put on a manitary towel you massive girl!

by hobberz April 10, 2011