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Mahomahog

Faecal remnants found on the hair around the anus.
Can you see the mahomahogs on that sheep’s arse?
by Buffle a la banane July 17, 2024
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Mahogany Lobotomy

The act of performing unprotected anal sex with a partner (or multiple) and then aggressively inserting it into the corner of your partner's eye.

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead.
Dude, she let me give her the Mahogany Lobotomy last night, and now the doctor said she has to wear an eye-patch for at least a couple weeks, she looks like a damn pirate, you reckon that's how eye patches came about?
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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Madmoon

Verb. To wake up very early. To get up early.
1. I have to madmoon tomorrow. 2. To those who madmoon, god will help soon. 3. He madmooned every day for work but now that he's older it's difficult for him to do so.
by ShadyDinosaurCollector April 14, 2025
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MAHM

A very good looking middle aged man that makes most women horny .
A group a girls out having a good time and one girl sees one of the friends stopped looking at a man across the street. “Girl what are you looking at?!” “That older man over there is so hot! That’s a hard MAHM!
by Bighead25! January 27, 2026
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Mahfood

A man that contains so much meat riding, that he cant space it all within his own head. Known for using his meat-riding skills on famous artist "Playboi Carti".
Mahfood hit a hezy on Muhammad Muhtoravich Bekmuratov
by Muhammad Bekmuratov the cutie February 14, 2026
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Mahogenize

When something is so incredibly unbelievable that it boggles your brain beyond the space time continuum.
We’re all being mahogenized here by like these elites in power that are so desperate to bury the Epstein conversation.
by Fatniggercockonflingster July 13, 2025
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Mahogenised

To be lied to on a scale so enormous and so badly that it cannot be defined by conventional language.
"We're all being mahogenised here by these elites in power" - penguinz0 about the Jeffrey Epstein case
by ScreamyBoi1984 July 13, 2025
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