March 30 

National appreciate your guy bsf day

Ohh shitt it’s March 30 happy bsf day bro.

March 30 by Mhmm15 March 29, 2020

March 5th 

If you were born on this day, you are lucky enough to have the fattest ass. People born on this day tend to be kind, empathetic, and a pleasure to anyone they meet. You are also really good at giving blow jobs and every guy you meet will tell you every single time. As a water sign, you know how to connect with others and will always put their feelings before yours (its okay)

you know what they say about people born on march 5th? they're an emotional mess.

March 5th by baddieC8 May 9, 2020

March 31

The day you give ur gf a hoodie

It’s March 31 *gives hoodie

March 31 by Koolkid08 March 29, 2021

March 24th 

Give your girlfriend head day

John:it’s March 24th
Halley:what’s on that day
John:national give your girl head day

March 24th by _Demonformiyah March 16, 2022

march 9 

The best rapper in the kpop industry, Min Yoongi, or Suga, was born

“Did you here Min Yoongi was born on March 9”

march 9 by hobidraws October 15, 2019

March 7

A person born on this day gets heart Broken a lot and wants one person but can’t find them, and also has a big dick that some girls take advantage of

“I think he was born on March 7 and he got a long dick”

March 7 by Yanboykyle February 27, 2020

March 25, 2005 

The date of birth of the greatest, smartest, coolest, and most bestest people on the planet earth.

Rex - "March 25, 2005 is my birthday"
Nina - "Me too!"
Both - "Wow that day must be the beat day in the history of days!"

March 25, 2005 by Definitely Not Rex May 3, 2018