Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.
by Klara Kash May 23, 2013
the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.
by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014
Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?
When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
Girlfriend: when I woke up this morning I saw you lying down with your dick out to the sky
Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants
Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
Boyfriend: sorry about that, I had morning mahogany so bad it hurt to keep it in my pants
Girlfriend: don't worry, I didn't mind ;)
by The Nigerican June 23, 2011
by jsabo November 23, 2009
you will need a tubesock a box of wood screws and a passed out person. fill the tube sock with the screws and start swinging it at the passed out person.
by CAPTIAN HERO January 08, 2008