I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.
by Roughneck2Real November 21, 2020
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I keep trying to get more time with my son but Amber has a baby momma complex and thinks I’m the worst.
by MasqueradeQueen April 21, 2020
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Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
by Ovadia January 20, 2019
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