Milf and Cookies

The ultimate snack!

Much better than traditional milk and cookies.

I was really hungry after riding my Unicorn with David Hasselhoff, so we went out for Milf and Cookies

by BRayLujan August 9, 2010

Milf Pancake

A nice ass, a donk, or any other term relating to the big behind of a hot ass feminine lady. If its large enough for you to get the urge to penetrate it, it is a milf pancake.

Yooo that biddy gotta total Milf Pancake!

by WCMM August 27, 2010

milf

Mom I'd Like to Fuck, they are rare but exceptional. Usually drive volvos and are soccer moms.

Joanne Binns

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

Grand Milf

See MILF.

The rare case of a really hot grandma you'd like to fuck.

"Yo... Stacy's got a Grand Milf!"

by Losti May 13, 2005

tap a milf

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.

I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

milf

a very hot mom. someone who u would like to do.

oh my god taras mom is sooooo hot, the things i would do to her hahaha.

oh ya when tara and her sister grow ups there gonna b milfs to. and their kids are gonna take alot of shit for it

hahahahah sorry tara but its true

by tara soon to b milf hahaha May 27, 2010

MILF

A sexually attractive women over the age of 30

dued, gerald's mom is a MILF

by Bizkit June 27, 2005