Mexican bug-eyed barking rat

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.

For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

mexican meatloaf

The act of taking a shit on a cookie sheet and baking it in the oven. This can be an act of revenge or an act of hate. This first known example of this act happened in Tucson, AZ on a warm fall night at a UofA house party.

Man, some asshole came to my party and baked a mexican meatloaf! Fucker.

by Cram the Man December 2, 2010

Mexican Trailblazer

When you put a habanero pepper into a girl's rectum, and then proceed to have SEXUAL intercourse with her, then afterwards proceed to drag her buttocks across the floor, creating a trail of body fluids and habanero pepper juice.

-bro my youth pastor gave all of us Mexican Trailblazers last night!

-Shyus bro! That stuff is the tits!

by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014

Mexistache

Moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. Often worn by latinos.

He needs to shave his mexistache

by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005

New Mexico Tech

A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.

I'm going to Tech!

Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."

Tech is awesome.

by NM Rox March 12, 2005

Mexican Sardine Can

The act of a group of men getting naked and jumping onto their unsuspecting friend while he sleeps and then having a picture taken while their naked bodies are piled on top of him. The phrase "no homo" is yelled out first and then the group descends upon the awakened victim.

Typically done to a groom on his bachelor party by the rest of the guys at the bachelor party.

Very popular in and around the Emma Lake, Saskatchewan area.

Denny: "Nate sleeps so soundly."

Sean: "Yup, he is dead to the world"

Adam :"Get the camera. Mexican Sardine Can time!"

by Marisol Molina-Smith July 12, 2011

mexican U-haul

The art of trying to insert ones head into the anus of your partner during intercourse.

Yo Jim, I just did a mexican U-haul on that chick and now my face smells like tacos!

by B-Unit loo March 29, 2009