meat socket

whore; loose woman who is only useful for her stench trench.life support system for a pussy.

She is nothing but a cheap meat socket.

by mersh923 May 5, 2006

Meat Bag

A derogatorily name for humans or other biological beings used by non-biological beings (i.e. robots)

"would you stifle it meat bag?"

by Metalord September 22, 2009

Bunny.Meatball-sydrome

Symtoms include:

- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently

- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words

- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.

- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.

- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECOMING"

- There are many other subtle symptoms, only a professional can properly diagnose Bunny.Meatball-sydrome

The kid failed at talking to the girl who obviosly wanted him and went to paint his bike instead because he has a sever case of Bunny.Meatball-sydrome.

by Who knows?? i'll never tell you! May 13, 2006

backdoor meat

Taking a cock in the ass.

I'm gonna give her some of that backdoor meat.

by RedStore4 April 30, 2010

meat candy

bacon is meat candy. meat candy is bacon.

"gimme some of that bacon!... Mmmmm, Now that's some good meat candy..."

by Scraps March 23, 2007

Mabel Meat

The low hanging, jiggling waddle of extra fat and skin that appears beneath an old woman's upper arm.

Grandma Betty's sleeveless sundress exposed a swath of Mabel Meat.

by Freeport 6 January 16, 2015

Portuguese Meat Pie

A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu

by MartinGreen69 June 28, 2017