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Maple Blood

- A Modern Canadian slur created by americans and their 17 year old population.
- Meaning; A person or persons who are living in Canada, derived from the idea that their blood is maple syrup (A Canadian staple) and freezes like everything else in Canada.
- Original creator, Battl3Zilla.
"Damn those Maple Bloods, their always frying their Canadian bacon and it stinks, I mean its not even real bacon"
by 0rphac October 12, 2022
mugGet the Maple Bloodmug.

Maple

Hi maple. Me too
by Ghfufufjrfj September 24, 2020
mugGet the Maplemug.

Maple Thunder

Faux Marijuana:

Ground Marijuana stems(Substance/Flavoring), and a SMALL amount of Maple Syrup (Binding agent) formed around a stem to resemble a bud.
D: Bro jus got in some Maple Thunder...
A: Good Bro I'm out anyway.
D: It's 5 for 2.50g
A:I'll be there for it in 10
A: Bro jus got home smells like Breakfast...
A:Bro this won't even roll, it sticks too much...
D:Maple Thunder has to be smoked from a pipe...
A:Ok lemme see..
A:Bro this taste like Pancakes an barely burns...
A:WTF
A:...
...
...

D: The line you are trying to reach has been disconnected
mugGet the Maple Thundermug.

maple syrup handshake

The act of farting into one another's asses.
"Hey bud, let's maple syrup handshake later!"
by Saigeman March 9, 2022
mugGet the maple syrup handshakemug.

maple cyrus

I spent my entire night maple cyrusing. Sadly, it was unsuccessful.
by Mirey Syrus October 17, 2013
mugGet the maple cyrusmug.

Maple Hill High School

Maple Hill High School is a school that's centered in the town, as residents call it, Castletucky (Aka Castleton). Students here flourish with the help of teachers and extra curricular activities. It'd be the best high school out there if only all the students in it didn't want to commit suicide. The amount of drug dealers keep everyone on their toes with the classic slutty middle schoolers and weird couples fucking behind the bleachers during pep rallys. There's plenty to do here as tea and drama erupts from all corners leaving no one safe. But hey, at least most of them are nice
Shane: "What are you doing later today?"

"I have to go to that shitty Maple Hill High School and get laid by a meth head senior"
by Teenage Dream 42069 April 1, 2022
mugGet the Maple Hill High Schoolmug.

Maple Donkey

A slur for a Canadian
Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”
by Solinvictus August 27, 2025
mugGet the Maple Donkeymug.

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