landen clay

A name that is very susceptible to jokes

Would it hurt if you jumped out if an airplane and you landen clay

by TheBigLandouski October 21, 2018

Linden

A really stupid girl. she sucks at everything. shes also really dumb. anyone who calls a person named Linden "smart" is LYING TO YOUR FACE. she also has the memory of about two seconds.

Person: "Wow Linden is so dumb!"
Linden: "thank you." *two seconds later* "what did you say?"

by Subscribe2Pewds February 20, 2019

Landen Austin

Landen Austin is the clan lord master, the second coming of Hitler. The leader of this clan is overbearing, controlling, and aggressive. Remember to attack in war.

Landen Austin commands you to attack. Hail before the master.

by ProPengu123 April 26, 2019

linden

a girl who pretends to be your friend for 7 years but is a snake and if any of her plans backfire it turns on you. Linden is a horrible person! If you ever meet a linden, you better run. (also implies for Kayla's)

p1: "I met a girl named Linden, she's really nice!"
p2: "Linden is a jerk you should get rid of her"

by Im a gay bitch July 26, 2019

Lindert

A very strange guy who will never ever pay attention in class

Ohh you're such a lindert pay attention!

by JustMe45 September 12, 2019

LindenHausen Syndrome

A severe mental illness where an individual, usually a female, is under the illusion that their buttocks is much larger than they perceive. This is becoming more of an epidemic due to social media. The syndrome begins to deteriorate the brain after a long period of time, falsifying reality for the rest of the individual’s existence. To seek help, please see your local physician or psychologist.

Main causes :

1. Social media (Instagram, snapchat, Twitter, etc..)

2. Marijuana (flower, hash, tinctures, edibles, etc..)

3. Adderall

4. Occasional drinking

Oh my god John, I think Tory developed LindenHausen Syndrome.. she can’t stop checking out her tiny buttocks, thinking it’s enormous. She should get help!

by Dr. Edward Phillips September 18, 2019

Lindenbg

A goated ass egghead who likes to roast people. usually found in his room playing video games. Linden is a very rare streamer in which he streams once a month to get many viewers (1) pepeLaugh. byn is friend on twitch. ChrisAM pisses him tf off. good evening.

Lindenbg is an egghead xd

by Lindenbg September 25, 2019