my dad wears size medium shirts and i share my water with him and i cage fight with him and steal his takis
by james nah October 2, 2023
Get the jakub lupinski mug.When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.
by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025
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by dweebulot August 6, 2025
Get the Sigger-Lipping mug.When a well endowed gentlemen peels his entire foreskin back to gently place a Zyn pouch in the space between his phallus tip and his foreskin. A space known as the dick lip. The Zyn pouch gently rests for an extended period of time in his penile cocoon, consistently releasesing doses of stimulating nicotine.
Jay is in such a good mood all the time. I'll bet you he's dick lippin' those Zyn pouches again. I can't seem to shake the habit myself.
by Mibbens December 17, 2025
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